Why men turn into JAFA:
They say that the more you dance, your ability to squeeze out pheromones increases linearly, and that most women are driven crazy by throes of lust and you are clobbered to a lustful death, right on the dance floor.
They also say, that it is highly inadvisable to actually go to a dance floor without dousing yourself in deodorant, as the more your dance your ability to suffer from WSA increases exponentially. WSA (aka Wet Smelly Armpit) has been known to destroy libidos, lead to depression and severe bouts of loneliness.
And any Ph.D in Maths will tell you that linearly gets its ass whooped majorly by exponentially ( with the minor exceptions of the region between 0 and 1, where a linear function rises faster than an exponential one, except of course on the planet of "Ericteel Tis-Phunktionalla", where nothing rises!)
It should be needless to mention that deodorants destroy the action of pheromones. Thus leaving most men in bangalore dancing very clumsily, desperately hoping to strike a right balance of pheromones and WSA. However, Newton's Law of Universal JAFA states that "Clumsily Moving men on the dance floor leads to some very bad vibes and repels women into a state of fury, and thus a JAFA is born" . The only know exception to this rule is that "Clumsily Moving Women lead to immediate Erectile disfuction ( no relation to the phonetically similar planet ), and a JAFA is suddenly filled with hope of living out a grossly insipid life- thus renouncing their JAFA-hood"
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